Standard (EADGBE)

Intro

[Eb6/9]

 Your story's sad to tell, a teenage ne'er-do-well

 Most mixed up non-delinquent on the block

 Your future's so unclear now,

 what's left of your career now

 Can't even get a trade-in on your smock

 Beauty school drop-out,

 no graduation day for you

 Beauty school drop-out,

 missed your midterms

 and flunked shampoo

 Well at least you could have

taken time to wash and clean your clothes up

 After spending all that dough to have the doctor

 fix your nose up

 Baby get moving,

 why keep your feeble hopes alive

 What are you proving?

 You've got the dream, but not the drive

 If you go for your diploma, you could join the steno pool

 Turn in your teasin' comb and go back to high school

 Beauty school drop-out,

 hangin' around the corner store

 Beauty school drop-out,

 it's about time you knew the score

 Well they couldn't teach you anything,

 you think you're such a looker

 But no customer would go to you,

 unless she was a hooker

 Baby don't sweat it,

 you're not cut out to hold a job

 Better forget it,

 who wants their hair done by a slob

 Now your bangs are curled, your lashes twirled,

 But still the world is cruel

 Wipe off that angel face and go back to high school

 Baby don't blow it,

  [B7-9]

don't put my good advice to shame

 Baby you know it,

 Even Dear Abby'd say the same

 Now I've called the shot, get off the pot, I really gotta fly

 Gotta be goin' to that maltshop in the sky

 Beauty school drop-out,

[E6/9]

go back to high school