Standard (EADGBE)
Lost in the foliage
I like my rock collection
Fingering my bran selection
Bird catch the early worm
I like geology
Incospicuously
Sometimes whisper loud
Can't find my leather sheath
Soft spoken, self taught
Cigarette, glass of Port
Always on time
The weatherman will make it shine
Socks won't change your style
Phone forgot to dial
Lost another mile
Chessboard microphone
Lazy thoughts, no one knows
Sometimes overdrawn
Can't forget my smoking form
The eye-doctor's on to me
Sometimes forget to see
I'll take tweed for three
Tryin to steal my PHD
Hot pipe overcoat
Cardboard on my boat
Sometimes bury things
See what the 'morro brings
Crisp dawn awakening
Strange times are stirring in
Coat tails firmly grabbed
Whisk the samples to the lab
Fencing off my beard
Everybody sneered
Everybody's Weird