Standard (EADGBE)
1st Verse:
Last night something pretty bad happened
We lost a friend,
All shocked and broken
Shut down exploded
2nd Verse:
Jeddy 3 is what we first called him
Then it was Jed,
But Jed's system's dead
Therefore so is Jed
3rd Verse:
We assembled him in the kitchen
From out of this and,
From out of that and,
Whatever was at hand
4th Verse:
When we were finished Jed we were so proud
We celebrated
We congratulated
At what we'd created
5th Verse:
Jed could run or walk sing or talk and
Compile thoughts and
Solve lots of problems
We learned so much from him
6th Verse:
A couple of years went by and something happened
We gave Jed less attention,
We had new inventions
We left for a convention
7th Verse:
Jed had found our booze and drank every drop
He fizzled and popped,
He rattled and knocked
And finally he just stopped.