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Oh the open aired passenger

 His chin moved up to the left

Oh the open aired passenger

 His brain fell out of his head

 And his wife in pink

What did she think

 As she held his remainder in her hand?

 Scrambling over the seat

 For the largest pieces of his skull

 Which he surely can't afford to lose

Oh the captain of one, two, three

 A plane he no longer could steer

Oh the captain of one, two, three

 Before the mountains appeared

 The flight control

What did they know?

 As their charts just kept right on hovering

 And the girl on board

What did she know?

 As she heard her mother whispering,

 "Do not be afraid. We'll be alright."

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And the barber of New Orleans

 The day the raining began

Oh the barber of New Orleans

 When the levy gave in

 No saints came marching out

 No booming voices from above

 But he had nary a doubt

 For he oh so often was told of love

 By the good book that guided his life

And they all said,

 "Do not be afraid. We'll be alright."

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