Standard (EADGBE)

 This old town is filled with sin,

 It'll swallow you in

 If you've got some money to burn.

 Take it home right away,

 You've got three years to pay

But Satan is waiting his turn

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 This old earthquake's gonna leave me in the poor house.

 It seems like this whole town's insane

 On the thirty-first floor your gold plated door

 Won't keep out the Lord's burning rain

 The scientists say

 It'll all wash away

 But we don't believe any more

 Cause we've got our recruits

 And our green mohair suits

 So please show you I.D. At the door.

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(Instrumental break)

 A friend came around.

 Tried to clean up this town;

 His ideas made some people mad.

 But he trusted his crowd,

 So he spoke right out loud

And they lost the best friend they had

Chorus

 On the thirty-first floor your gold plated door

 Won't keep out the Lord's burning rain