Standard (EADGBE)

Intro

The Count has an eye on his ankle,

 And lives in a horrible place.

 He wants all your money, he's never at all funny.

 He wants to remove your face.

 And you might be thinking what a rump this is,

 But wait till you meet his accomplices.

 When you see Count Olaf, you're suddenly full of

 Disgust and dispair and dismay.

 In the halls of the soul of Count Olaf

 Has no love, when you see Count Olaf, count to zero...

 no chords

Then scream and run away.

Scream, scream, scream, then run away.

Run, run, run, run, run, run, run,

 Or die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die.

Run, run, run, run, run, run, run, run,

 Or die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die.

 Two women with powdered-white faces.

 And one long nosed bald man with warts.

 Things worsen and worsen, there's a hook-handed person

 And others with nastier parts.

 This evil and unpleasant group

 Complete's Count Olaf's acting troupe

 The goal of Count Olaf is getting control of

 The fortunes of urchins and orphans hooray!

 I mean horrors! Count Olaf is no laughing matter.

 When you see Count Olaf, count to zero...

 no chords

Then scream and run away.

Scream, scream, scream, then run away.

Run, run, run, run, run, run, run,

 Or die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die.

Run, run, run, run, run, run, run, run,

  fade out

Or die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die.