Standard (EADGBE)
Intro
If you want to see the bottom of the sea
I'll steal a submarine
If you want a farm in South Dakota
Honey, I'll start planting seeds
I'll grow you a thousand kinds of fruit
Just stop asking me to marry you
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If you miss the friend you had in Jesus
I'll sing you all those gospel hymns
If you'd rather hear something more exotic
I'll study violin
And learn the work of Tchaikovsky
Just stop asking for a wedding ring
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Three-layer cake and a posy bouquet
What's the hurry, honey? Can't we keep it this way?
Oh, for fuck's - so long as you stay a gamophobe,
These hips are in escrow
If you want to set foot on the moon
I'll be your Jack Kennedy
And if you want to drink yourself to death
Baby, I'll build a brewery
We'll fade away, warm and making spoons
Just stop asking me to marry you