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Intro

 Wayne Gretzky...the only man I'd have sex with

 Wayne Gretzky...I'd be intimate with

 Wayne Gretzky...I think he's kinda sexy

 Wayne Gretzky...I wonder what he looks like naked

 I wonder what it would be like to have sex with the great one

 I wonder what it would be like to have sex with the league's

 leading scorer

 Wayne Gretzky...I know he's a married man

 But maybe...he'd be attracted to me

 Darrin Pfeifer...stupid American boy

 Wayne Gretzky...very handsome Canadian man

 I wonder what it would be like to have sex with the great one

 I wonder what it would be like to have sex with the league's

 leading scorer

 Wayne Gretzky...I love you Wayne Gretzky, yeah