Standard (EADGBE)
Have you ever been to American wedding?
Where is the vodka, where is marinated herring?
Where is the musicans that got the taste?
Where is the supply that gonna last three days?
Where is the band that like Fanfare.
Taa, taran-tara-ta-ta!
Taa, taran-tara-ta-ta!
taran-taran-taran-tara-tatan! taran-tara-ta-ta!
taran-taran-taran-tara-tatan! super taranta-ta!
Instead it's one in the mornin'
and DJ is patchin' up the chords
Everybody's full of cake
Staring at the floor
Proper couples start to mumble
That it's time to go
People gotta get up early
Yep, they gotta go
Taa, taran-tara-ta-ta!
Taa, taran-tara-ta-ta!
taran-taran-taran-tara-tatan! super taranta-ta!
taran-taran-taran-tara-tatan! super taranta-ta!
Eh, People gotta get up early
And she's got a boyfriend
And this whole fucking thing
Is one huge disappointment!
And nothing gets these bitches going
Not even Gypsy Kings!
Nobody talks about my Supertheory
Of Supereverything!
So be Donald Trump
Or be an anarchist
Make sure that your wedding
Doesn't end up like this
Tuuuu, turu-tutu-tutu.
Taaaa, turu-tutu-tutu.
mmmmmm...turu-tutu-tutu.
mmmmmm...turu-tutu-tutu.
I understand the cultures
Of a different kind
But here worst celebration
Just doesn't come to mind
TAA!! , taran-tará-ta-ta!
TAAA!!, taran-tará-ta-ta!
taran-taran-taran-tara-tatan! taran-tará-ta-ta!
taran-taran-taran-tara-tatan! taran-tará-ta-ta!
Have you ever been to American wedding?
Where is the vodka, where's marinated herring?
Where is the musicans that got the taste?
Where is the supply that gonna last three days?
Where is the band that like Fanfare.
Gonna keep it goin' 24 hours
da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da!
TAAAAA!!, taran-tará-ta-ta!
TAAAAA!!, taran-tará-ta-ta!
taran-taran-taran-tara-tatan! super taranta-ta!
super taran-taran-tara-tatan! super taranta-ta!
super taran-taran-tara-tatan! super taranta-ta!
super taran-taran-ta-ta! super taranta-ta!
super taran-taran-taran-taran-taran-taran-taran-taran-ta!
poo-poom cow, poo-poom cow!!
poo-poom-poo-poo-poo-poom cow!!