Standard (EADGBE)

Grow up you're nearly thirty one.

What happened when you were a child?

Do you require an analyst?

Or will a friendly smile suffice?

Find your space, are you breathing well

 Do you feel ok?

Are you calm, are you comfortable?

Is your heartbeat racing? Is this your soul you're facing?

Lay down my couch is over there.

I think you'll find its way more comfortable.

 Take off your glasses. Don't be scared.

For thirty pounds, I'll listen to your stories dear.

 Shut the window there.

 We should keep the session intimate, don't you agree?

I have experience in matters similar

I can’t juggle I can’t knit a pinafore

But I’ll listen to your tale and give you some advice

I was an ace when I was young

I learned to dance, I didn't have to learn

 I was a case when I grew up

A case of hope, crashing to the ground.

 I learned. I hit the skids

 And I woke up me, myself and I was a different person

If i take you on will you be pliable?

As a confidante I’m quite reliable.

Dreamer, though you are

 it is you that's been my signpost so far