Standard (EADGBE)
Intro
Howdy Y'all we come from the South
The land of oranges and Mickey Mouse
And we don't think it's very nice, you send your grandparents here to die
Got the first gay governor, education's a real bum- mer
Got Gators, Hurricanes, shark attacks
Not much our state really lacks, but
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F*** y'all we're from Florida (X3)
Ted Bundy killed in '74
It kind of really opened the door
for the death penalty and to this day
in Florida you don't get away.
Swamp Cabbage man, lives on East 50
in the woods with all the hippies
Bible thumpers all live in fear
of gay days coming once a year
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Tallahassee is our capital
Key West filled with homosexuals
Daytona has under-aged breasts
Gainesville (?) all the best
Miami is a . . . I f***ed up the words . . .
Orlando is a tourist magnet
Jacksonville not much to say
You can visit but please don't stay
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