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 Now my neighbor likes where I stay

 But doesn't, know, the price that I pay

My neighbor!! My neighbor!!

 Myyyyy neighbor... wants what he sees

My neighbor!! My neighbor!!

 Myyyyy neighbor... thinks he wants to be me

But he'll never be

From out my window, seems just fine

But in his mind, again his world is far from kind

So I invited him over, could this make a new friend

But once I got to know ya, wish I never let you in

Now my neighbor likes my clothes

But hadn't seen me with my scars exposed

My neighbor!! My neighbor!!

 Myyyyy neighbor, ohhh dissatisfied

My neighbor!! My neighbor's,

 behavior... is unjustified

I'm sick and tired

I don't know, if he lives all alone

 But if you're scared of the darkness best leave the lights on

I had a talk with my neighbor

Say it simple and plain

I guess, he understood me

He never came back again

Now my neighbor, likes my car

But no matter where you go, there you are...