Standard (EADGBE)

Verse 1

 Now, red solo cup is the best receptical

For barbecues, tailgates, fairs, and festivals

 And you, sir, do not have a pair of testicals

 If you prefer drinkin' from glass

 Hey, red solo cup is cheap and disposable

And in fourteen years, they are decomposable

 And unlike my home, they are not foreclosable

Freddy mac can kiss my ass

Whoo!

Chorus

Red solo cup

I fill you up

 Let's have a party

 Let's have a party

 I love you, red solo cup

I lift you up

 Proceed to party

 Proceed to party

Verse 3

 Now, I've seen you in blue and I've seen you in yellow

But only you, red, will do for this fellow

 'Cause you are the Abbot to my Costello

 And you are the Fruit to my Loom

Red solo cup, you're more than just plastic

You're more than amazing, you're more than fantastic

 And believe me that I am not the least bit sarcastic

 When I look at you and say

Bridge

N.D.

Red solo cup, you're not just a cup

(No! No! No! God, no! )

You're my-you're my (Friend?) friend

(Friend x3; Life-long)

Thank you for being my friend

Chorus 2

Red solo cup

I fill you up

 Let's have a party

 Let's have a party

 I love you, red solo cup

I lift you up

 Proceed to party

 Proceed to party

Repeat Chorus 2 until the end of the song.