Sweet Transvestite Chords

Standard (EADGBE)

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E E How do you do, I

E G See you've met my

G A faithful handyAmaEn.

E E He's just a little brought down, Be-

E G -cause when you knocked

G A he thought you were the canAdyEman.

E E Don't get strung out

E G by the way I look,

G A don't judge a book byA iEts cover.

E E I'm not much of a girl

E G by the light of day,

G A but by night I'm one hell of a lover.A E

 I'm just a B7sweet transvestite from ASensational, TransylvanEia.

E E Let me show you around, maybe

E G play you a sound,

G A you look like you're both pretty groovy.A E

E E Or if you want something visual

E G that's not too abysmal,

G A we could take in an old Steve Reeves movieA. E

E E Well, you got caught with a flat, well,

E G how 'bout that?

G A Well, babies, don't you panic.A E

E E By the light of the night,

E G when it all seems alright,

G A I'll get you a satanic mechanic.

 I'm just a B7sweet transvestite from ASensational, TransylEvania.

E E Why don't you stay for the night? Night.

E G Or maybe a bite? Bite.

G A I could show you my favorite obsession. A E

E E I've been making a man

E G with blond hair and a tan,

G A and he's good for relievinAg Emy tension.

 I'm just a B7sweet transvestite from ASensational, TransyElvania.

 I'm just a B7sweet transvestite from ASensational, TransyElvania.

(spoken)

E So - come up to the lab,

G and see what's on the slab,

E I see you shiver with antici...pation.

G But maybe the rain

E isn't really to blame,

A so I'll remove the cause

E (chuckles), but not the symptom.