Standard (EADGBE)

Intro

Ladies you're damn right

You can't read a man's mind

We're living in two tribes

 And heading for war

Nobody's perfect

We all gotta work it

But fellas, we're worth it

 So don't break the law

 Your call's late, big mistake

You've gotta hang about in limbo for as long as I take

 Next time, read my mind and I'll be good to you

 We're gift-wrapped kitty cats

We're only turning into tigers when we gotta fight back

Let's go, Eskimo

 Out into the blue

Come take my hand

Understand that you can

 You're my man and I need you tonight

Come make my dreams

 Honey hard as it seems

 Loving me is as easy as pie, I

 I'm just a love machine

Feeding my fantasy

 Give me a kiss or three

And I'm fine

I need a squeeze a day

Instead of this negligee

 What will the neighbours say

This time

I've been going crazy while you sleep

Searching for a language

 That the two of us can speak so

 Mr. prehistoric, make your wheel

And I'll breathe underwater '

 'Cos I like the way it feels

 Your call's late, big mistake

You've gotta hang about in limbo for as long as I take

 Next time, read my mind and I'll be good to you

 We're gift-wrapped kitty cats

We're only turning into tigers when we gotta fight back

Let's go, Eskimo

 Out into the blue

Come take my hand

Understand that you can

 You're my man and I need you tonight

Come make my dreams

 Honey hard as it seems

 Loving me is as easy as pie, I

 I'm just a love machine

Feeding my fantasy

 Give me a kiss or three

And I'm fine

I need a squeeze a day

Instead of this negligee

 What will the neighbours say

This time

Oh, it's very new

 Can anybody tell me what to do?

Oh, this feeling's very strange

 Can anybody tell me what's you're game?

(Oh) A little education

(Oh) To give you motivation

 (Oh) We'll turn the situation... round

 (Oh) 'Cos I don't wanna change ya

(Oh) Making you a stranger

 (Oh) I'll only re-arrange ya... for now

 (Oh) I'm just a Love Machine

(0h) To give you motivation

 (Oh) I'm just a Love Machine

(Ooh, ooh)

 (Oh) I'm just a Love Machine

(0h) To give you motivation

 (Oh) I'm just a Love Machine

(Oh, oh, oh)