Standard (EADGBE)

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 If I give up the seat I've been saving

 To some elderly lady or man

 Am I being a good boy

 Am I your pride and joy

 Mother please if your pleased say I am

 And if while in the course of my duty

 I perform an unfortunate take

 Would you punish me so, unbelievably so

 Never again will I make that mistake

 This feeling inside me could never deny me

 The right to be wrong if I choose

 And this pleasure I get from say winning a bet

 Is to lose

 When I'm drinking my Bonaparte Shandy

 Eating more than enough apple pies

 Will I glance at my screen and see real human beings starve to death

 Right in front of my eyes

 Nothing old, nothing new, nothing ventured

 Nothing gained, nothing still-born or lost,

 Nothing further than proof nothing wilder than youth

 Nothing older than time, nothing sweeter than wine

 Nothing physically, recklessly, hopelessly blind

 Nothing I couldn't say

 Nothing why 'cos today

 Nothing rhymed

Interlude

 This feeling inside me could never deny me

 The right to be wrong if I choose

 And this pleasure I get from say winning a bet

 Is to lose

 Nothing old, nothing new, nothing ventured

 Nothing gained, nothing still-born or lost,

 Nothing further than proof nothing wilder than youth

 Nothing older than time, nothing sweeter than wine

 Nothing physically, recklessly, hopelessly blind

 Nothing I couldn't say

 Nothing why 'cos today

 Nothing rhymed