Standard (EADGBE)
Intro
The first words that you ever said to me were
"that's not my baby, that baby's japanese,"
and you begged the nurse to take me away and
bring you the right baby but
she swore that i was yours.
Yea she swore that I was yours
i remember when we tried celery.
you didn't like it any more than me.
we both spit it in the trash and
that was the last time that you
ever made me try anything.
you had it rough growing up.
you don't have it rough no more.
i wish that you would realize that you're
never gonna be poor.
you worked so hard to get where you are.
you should try to enjoy it some.
please won't you try to have some fun?
but you don't have to if you don't want to.
i wish you'd try a burrito
and i wish you would try rice.
i wish you'd go to ireland or
someplace nice.
i don't see what my car insurance
has to do with you.
i wish you'd leave my things alone and
stay out of my room.
but you don't have to if you don't want to.
no, there's only one thing that i really want you to do
and i'm only asking because i love you.
please quit smoking mom.
please quit smoking mom.
please quit smoking mom.
please quit smoking mom.