Standard (EADGBE)

If you got a Cadillac, boy, and a forty-room shack, boy,

 A bucket full of money and a tree full of honey,

 But if you're gettin' no huggin', no smoochin' or a-muggin'.

 If you ain't lovin', then you ain't livin'.

 If you're ridin' on a gravy train instead of walkin down lover's lane,

 You can't make hay, boy, 'cause you're goin' the wrong way boy.

 You gotta get a little honey, it's better than money.

 If you ain't lovin', then you ain't livin'.

 If they call you a big man 'cause you gotta lotta bottom land.

 If you're kin to the president and you help run the government,

 But if you're gettin' no attention, you're better off on a pension.

 If you ain't lovin', then you ain't livin'.

 If you got a string of long cars and you're smokin' them four-bit cigars.

 You ain't so well to do unless you get a little koochi-koo.

 It takes a little bit of smackin' - all your life's a-lackin'.

 If you ain't lovin', then you ain't livin'.