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 Intro –

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All my Ex's live in Texas

 And Texas is the place I'd really love to be

 All my Ex's Live in Texas

 And that's why I hang my hat in Tennessee

Rosanna's down in Texarkana wanted me to push her broom

 Sweet Eileen's in Abilene, she forgot I hung the moon

 And Allison's in Galveston, somehow lost her sanity

 And Dimples, who now lives in Temple's got the law lookin' for me

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 Solo –

I remember that ole Frio River Where I learned to swim

 But it brings to mind another time where I wore my welcome thin

 By Transcendental Meditation I go there each night

 But I always come back to myself, long before daylight

Chorus

Tag

 Some folks think I’m hidden it’s been rumored that I died

 But I’m alive in well in Tennessee