Standard (EADGBE)
See that girl over there? Everyone thinks shes hot
And after a few, youre thinkin youve got a s hot
Well maybe you do, maybe you dont
But if you strike-out there, Haus
And start telling yourself its her lose
Chorus
Thats just drinkin thinkin, liquor lo gic in a can
( - )
Your brain-cells parted,
And your body, b elieves youre superman
Thats just drinkin thinkin
And heres where the trouble s tarts
The more you drink, the better you think you are
From this stage & these lights I see this stuff every night
A guy in a tie will challenge a biker to f ight
Or the k araoke king who gets up to sing
An oldie and hears the a pplause
And believes he can quit his d ay-job
Repeat chorus:
Solo
spoken (youre getting better all the time)
Thats just drinkin thinkin, liquor lo gic in a can
( - )
Your brain-cells parted,
And your body, b elieves youre superman
Thats just drinkin thinkin
And heres where the trouble s tarts
The more you think, the better you drink you are
Oh the bigger and bad-er, smarter and bitter who do you think you are?
Spoken (You better switch to coffee)