Standard (EADGBE)
See that girl over there? Everyone thinks shes hot
And after a few, youre thinkin youve got a shot
Well maybe you do, maybe you dont
But if you strike-out there, Haus
And start telling yourself its her lose
Chorus
Thats just drinkin thinkin, liquor logic in a can
( - )
Your brain-cells parted,
And your body, believes youre superman
Thats just drinkin thinkin
And heres where the trouble starts
The more you drink, the better you think you are
From this stage & these lights I see this stuff every night
A guy in a tie will challenge a biker to fight
Or the karaoke king who gets up to sing
An oldie and hears the applause
And believes he can quit his day-job
Repeat chorus:
Solo
spoken (youre getting better all the time)
Thats just drinkin thinkin, liquor logic in a can
( - )
Your brain-cells parted,
And your body, believes youre superman
Thats just drinkin thinkin
And heres where the trouble starts
The more you think, the better you drink you are
Oh the bigger and bad-er, smarter and bitter who do you think you are?
Spoken (You better switch to coffee)