Standard (EADGBE)

 See that girl over there? Everyone thinks she’s hot

 And after a few, you’re thinkin’ you’ve got a shot

Well maybe you do, maybe you don’t

But if you strike-out there, Haus

And start telling yourself its her lose

Chorus

 That’s just drinkin’ thinkin’, liquor logic in a can

( - )

Your brain-cells parted,

 And your body, believes you’re superman

 That’s just drinkin’ thinkin’

 And here’s where the trouble starts

 The more you drink, the better you think you are

 From this stage & these lights I see this stuff every night

 A guy in a tie will challenge a biker to fight

 Or the karaoke king who gets up to sing

 An oldie and hears the applause

And believes he can quit his day-job

Repeat chorus:

Solo

spoken (you’re getting better all the time)

 That’s just drinkin’ thinkin’, liquor logic in a can

( - )

Your brain-cells parted,

 And your body, believes you’re superman

 That’s just drinkin’ thinkin’

 And here’s where the trouble starts

 The more you think, the better you drink you are

 Oh the bigger and bad-er, smarter and bitter who do you think you are?

Spoken (You better switch to coffee)