Standard (EADGBE)

See that girl over there? Everyone thinks she’s hot

And after a few, you’re thinkin’ you’ve got a s hot

Well maybe you do, maybe you don’t

But if you strike-out there, Haus

And start telling yourself its her lose

Chorus

That’s just drinkin’ thinkin’, liquor lo gic in a can

( - )

Your brain-cells parted,

And your body, b elieves you’re superman

That’s just drinkin’ thinkin’

And here’s where the trouble s tarts

The more you drink, the better you think you are

From this stage & these lights I see this stuff every night

A guy in a tie will challenge a biker to f ight

Or the k araoke king who gets up to sing

An oldie and hears the a pplause

And believes he can quit his d ay-job

Repeat chorus:

Solo

spoken (you’re getting better all the time)

That’s just drinkin’ thinkin’, liquor lo gic in a can

( - )

Your brain-cells parted,

And your body, b elieves you’re superman

That’s just drinkin’ thinkin’

And here’s where the trouble s tarts

The more you think, the better you drink you are

Oh the bigger and bad-er, smarter and bitter who do you think you are?

Spoken (You better switch to coffee)