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  Who put fifty tons of shit on the Foreign Office roof?

  Who suffers from nine known diseases?

Who gets up in the morning when the sun comes up

 And make their beds of paper clips and bus tickets

 All around their heads

 Who congregate around Tra - falgar Square

  Taking pot shots at the tourists

 Oh you've got to watch out

 When you wander round the square in the morning

  Cause they're everywhere, they're everywhere.

Here we have an honest man, a civil servant to boot

 He lived high up in the Ministry

 And when he wished to make a point, he knew just what to do

His window ledges were all covered in grease

 I want them out of here

 He said to me, I want them gone

 Be - cause you see, oh don't you see

 None of us are getting any younger

 You've got to follow your nose

 And if it tells you that you've got to go

 Well that's because they're everywhere, they're everywhere...

So we called in those men, those horrible men

 And set them to work on the rooftops

 You see their van is very plain, and I know they're too ashamed

 To wear their "by-appointment" badges any-more

Sometimes they use Vaseline, sometimes they use the pill

  I've often seen them with a gun

 But as the years go by, old habits seem to die

 And nowadays they knockatize them all

 Oh you've got to watch out

 As you wander 'round the Square in the morning

  They're everywhere, they're everywhere.

Eric Goosenberg

Fox Chase Cancer Center

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