Standard (EADGBE)

Intro

which is like the chorus)

| | x4

Lyric

Got out of bed, wasn't feeling too good

 With my wallet and my passport, a new pair of shoes

The sun was shining so I head for the park

 With a bottle of tequila and a new pack of cigarrettes

I got a cousin, and sge got a friend

Who thought that her aunt knew a man who could help

At his apartment, I knock on the door

He wouldn't come out until he got paid

Pre-chorus

 Now don't tell anybody what I wanna do

 If they find out, you know that they'll never let me through

Chorus

Cos it's no fun being an illegal alien (X2 or however many you feel like)

Down at the office had to fill out the forms

A pink one, a red one, the colours you choose

Up to the counter to see what they think, they said,

"It doesn't count, man, it aint written in ink"

I don't trust anybody, least not around here

(Chorus)

Lead in to bridge (the keyboard solo)

An illegal alien, OK

Bridge

background chords) whole phrase x2

(no 3rd) 2 bars (no 3)/ 2 bars (no 3)/ 1 bar

(no 3)/ (no 3)/ half bar each

Consideration for your fellow man

 Would not hurt anybody, sure fits in with my plan

Where everything comes easy, you just hold out your hand

there's a bit where the chords are Bm | Em |D |A | x2

then back to pre-chorus and chorus. Lyrics I left out can be found

at uwp among other places.

Enjoy!

-=Chris

"why me?"