Standard (EADGBE)
I sit here by the men's room in this country bar
Consuming so much beer that I can't walk too far
A month ago my lovin' lady had a cow
When she heard that RALPH would not be back on NASHVILLE NOW;
Those old country songs that I've been singing all the time
Finally drove away my wife and drove me outta my mind
And the future's lookin' wierd, it's enough to make you scared
And Because Of Country Music, I've Gone Crazy.
I got holes in my boots, I got holes in my jeans
Hold on, I'll be right back, man you know what that means
Between the bar tab and the jukebox my mind got up and went
I even voted for CLINTON for president;
Play some HANK, Play some WILLIE, Play some PATSY CLINE
Keep your finger off of CRAZY, It'll blow my mind
And the future is the pits, it's enough to make you....quit
And Because Of Country Music, I've Gone crazy.
Repeat 3rd and 4th Verses
The future's lookin' dim, but at least I'm gettin' slim
And Because Of Country Music, I've Gone Crazy.