Standard (EADGBE)
(v2) 5 7 7 6 x x
Verse 1
I've got to brainstorm ways to keep us alive
And i've got millionaire friends sending checks all of the time
And with a milk box portrait blown up poster size
Well I might have found a way to keep some hope in their eyes
Oh yeah well I could pan handle on the side of the street
In hopes of finding money and food for us to eat
Oh yeah well, I could sell your body and you could sell mine
If only we could find somebody to buy
Chorus
I was drunk in the moment you left me
And I'm surely still falling down stairs
She says baby don't bother I've fallen for another
And I ain't getting up again
OOOHH
Verse 2
Well we could find God and join a seminary
If I was Father Clark then I'd be Father Puppy
Oh yeah well, after all, I hear God pays pretty well,
We could pay off all the kids to show and never tell
Oh yeah well, we could get a job making $5.25 or
$5.15 depending on which side of the
state-line, on which we reside
Ive got to brainstorm ways to keep us alive
Chorus 2
Well I was drunk in the moment she found me
And I'm surely still falling down stairs
But baby don't bother I've fallen for another
And I ain't getting up again
ALRIGHT!
[VERSE 3/ENDING]
Remember those guys who lived under the bridge
They were a band once but we all soon forgot
How The Gay Blades fell on hard times and slit wrists
They've got no fucking money, cause they would not write the
Could not write the
Would not write the
Could not write the
Would not write the
Could not write the.... hits
*I'm not sure 'bout the last chord...
** And at the end of the verses he plays something what looks like an A chord, but I
can't figure out what it really is...