Standard (EADGBE)

  (v2) 5 7 7 6 x x

Verse 1

 I've got to brainstorm ways to keep us alive

 And i've got millionaire friends sending checks all of the time

And with a milk box portrait blown up poster size

 Well I might have found a way to keep some hope in their eyes

Oh yeah well I could pan handle on the side of the street

 In hopes of finding money and food for us to eat

Oh yeah well, I could sell your body and you could sell mine

 If only we could find somebody to buy

Chorus

 I was drunk in the moment you left me

 And I'm surely still falling down stairs

 She says baby don't bother I've fallen for another

 And I ain't getting up again

OOOHH

Verse 2

 Well we could find God and join a seminary

 If I was Father Clark then I'd be Father Puppy

Oh yeah well, after all, I hear God pays pretty well,

 We could pay off all the kids to show and never tell

Oh yeah well, we could get a job making $5.25 or

 $5.15 depending on which side of the

state-line, on which we reside

 I’ve got to brainstorm ways to keep us alive

Chorus 2

 Well I was drunk in the moment she found me

 And I'm surely still falling down stairs

 But baby don't bother I've fallen for another

 And I ain't getting up again

ALRIGHT!

[VERSE 3/ENDING]

 Remember those guys who lived under the bridge

 They were a band once but we all soon forgot

 How The Gay Blades fell on hard times and slit wrists

 They've got no fucking money, cause they would not write the

Could not write the

Would not write the

Could not write the

Would not write the

Could not write the.... hits

*I'm not sure 'bout the last chord...

** And at the end of the verses he plays something what looks like an A chord, but I

can't figure out what it really is...