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Verse1

If your paycheck depends on

the weather and the clock

if your conversation calls for a little

  more than a coffee pot

  if you need to pour your heart out and

  try to rectify some situation ... that you're facing

  [stop]

contact your American Honky Tonk Bar - Association

Verse2

when Uncle Sam dips in your pocket

for most things you don't mind

but when your dollar goes to all of those

standing in a welfare line

rejoice you have a voice

if you're concerned about the destination ... of this great nation

it's called the American Honky Tonk Bar - Association

Chorus

it represents the hard hat, gun rack, aching-back

overtaxed, flag-wavin', fun lovin' crowd

  their heart is in the music and they love to play it loud

  there's no forms or no applications

  there's no red-tape administrations

  it's the American Honky Tonk Bar - Association

Break

Verse3

we're all one big family

throughout the cities and the towns

we don't reach for handouts we

reach for those who're down

and every local chapter has a 7 day a week available - consultation

for your frustration

it's called the American Honky Tonk Bar - Association

Chorus2

it represents the mud flap, six pack, bare crack,

overtaxed, flag-wavin', fun lovin' crowd

their heart is in the music and they love to play it loud

there's no forms or no applications

there's no red-tape administrations

it's the American Honky Tonk Bar - Association

go join your American Honky Tonk Bar - Association

Outro

do not delay - contact today - your AHBA - AHBA