You Me And Steve Chords

Standard (EADGBE)

Intro

Am C F G

AmCandlelight and moonlight all around Cus

FI look into your Geyes

AmYou hold my hand underneath the tablCe

FAnd I can't disguGise the way I feel Am

 I could've wisChed a thousand wisFhes

 For thisG night I can't bAmelieve

 That it's finallCy me and you andF you and me

 Just usG and your friend CSteve

 Do do doG do do do do SteCve

 Do do doG do do do do leaFve

 What's the deal with your frCiend Steve?

 hey, how itG's going?

AmYou took me out for whoppers and to the movCies

FI was hoping for Gromance

AmYou even took me to the Mexican circCus

FI thought there wGas a chance we'd be alone Am

 I could've wisChed a thousand wisFhes

 For StevGe to disappear Am

 What theC hecks your freaking proFblem?

GWhy he's always Chere?

 Do do do do do dGo do Steve C

 Do do doG do do do do Go Faway

  what's the deal with your fCriend Steve?

 hey, how itG's going?

AmIt's not that I don't Glike your friend

 But how Cmany hours with him can Fyou spend?

AmAnd it's not that I doGn't think he's great

 But it'sC only you, Gonly you

 I wanna Ffellate C

AmAre you gay for Steve, I think you Cmay be

FAnd that would be alrigGht

AmBut let a chick know just what your steezC is

FSo I know if I shGould shave tonight Am

 I could've wisCh a thousand wisheFs

 'Cause IG like to be withAm you

 But it's always Cme and you and yFour friend Steve

 There'sG nothing I can C

 Do do doG do do do do SteCve

 Do do doG do do do do SerFiously

  what's the deal with your fCriend Steve?

(mute)

Oh, hey -

Kate: You know what, I don't actually care how he's doing.

Riki: Me either.

CSteve