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 You did nothing wrong, I have no excuse

Just my intuition telling me we shouldn't reproduce

I know I have to end it

But pretend to just suspend it

 By contending that I'm busy all week

I let the foregone linger on

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Withdraw from you by being oblique

Inside I know my tactics just delay it

 But I'd do anything so I don't have to say it

I'll draw this out forever like it's Vietnam

 Then one day I'll be gone like Bambi's mom Awww

 Cause there's the right thing to do

 Then there's what I'm gonna do

 There's so much I should say

 But instead... I do the fade away

 Now I'm fading like chalk on a sidewalk

 Or the polio virus after Jonas Salk

 Like a Jewish guy at Arby's on Yom Kippur

The Whig party post Millard Fillmore

The erection of a man on antidepressants

 The cast of Diff'rent Strokes after adolescence

Reproductive rights below the Mason Dixon

Native Americans after the barter systems

Your thyroid gland after Hashimoto

The family in the Back to the Future photo

Yeah I fade away

We say that men are asshole who don't communicate

 We revel in our victimhood and amplify our hate

 We find ways to be indignant like it's a sport

 Then dissect their malignance with the views we distort

The way men break up may be sloppy and terse

 What they do is bad, but what we do is worse

 We pretend to ourselves it's the nice thing to do

 To let you down gently by just not fucking telling you

 And deep down we know it's the worst way to play it

 But we are what we have... huge pussies

 And women are hypocrites

Especially ones in comedy bands

We see your faults but not our own

Then we wonder why we're all alone

We fill you up with maybe's, excuses and stalls

But like a baby in China... it's better to have balls

 Not the Good Wife type like Christine Baranski

 So I'll pull out and leave like I'm Roman Polanski

 Cause there's the right thing to do

 Then there's what I'm gonna do

 There's so much I should say

 But instead... I do the fade away

 Like Verbal Kint fading into Kaiser Soze

 The rights in Arizona for a guy named Jose

Opportunities for a college grad

The love between your mom and dad

Gonna Peter out like a gay Cetera

Iranian relations since the Regan era

Black Nike sales after Heaven's Gate

Summer Camp attendance at Penn State

 The name Adolph after World War Two

 Like Debbie Gibson's pop career, Out of the Blue

Yeah I fade away

 Cause I don't wanna get to know you

 I just want to blow you... off