Capo 2nd fret

Standard (EADGBE)

Intro

You text at three in the morning

 And you misspell my name

 You slept with half my friends on Facebook

 And most of them think you are lame

 You say that with me it's different

 And your not that big of a dick

 When you disappear it's cause you're busy

 Not 'cause your with some other chick

 I know that this may be uncool

 But I want to tell you the truth

Chorus

My self-esteem's not low enough to date you

It's close but not quite there

Need time to get a little more rejected

 Then you and I could make an awesome pair

 A totally awesome pair

I seem like your perfect target

 Like I've been lonely for too long

 You think I haven't had sex in forever

 And I'll admit that you're not wrong

 But I would rather have nothing

 Than this crap, let me reaffirm

 I wouldn't touch your dick if I was poisoned

 And the antidote was in your sperm

 I know that this may be uncool

 But I want to tell you the truth

My self-esteem's not low enough to date you

It's pretty close but not quite there

Need time to get a little more desperate

 Then you and I could make an awesome pair

 A totally awesome pair

Bridge

We could last forever

 You just have to give me time

 To learn to deal with bullshit

 And blatant lies

 But for now... for now

My self-esteem's not low enough to date you

It's so close but not quite there

Need time to get a little more wasted

 Then you and I could make an awesome pair

 A totally awesome pair