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Intro

I used to dream that I would be

A bright and shiny star on TV

Or maybe I would go to college

 Like Harvard or Devry

And I would live in an apartment

 In Paris or in Cincinnati

 And I would play my music loud

 And not apologize

I used to dream that I would marry

 A guy that looked like Charlie Sheen

 And he would have a name like:

Gary, Steve, Todd, David!

I used to dream I’d have three kids

 And they would all look just like me

 And I would force them kids to carry

 All my groceries.

We don’t need no goals

 Don’t need human connection

Dreams are overrated

 Cause our life’s already perfection.

Now I know all that is true

 Cause all I really want is you

 And you and only you.

Me? You! Me? You!

I used to dream that I would have

 A best friend named Michelle

 And we would braid some friendship bracelets

And we would tell all of those other fucking cunts to go to hell

 And when we’re sixty we’d get face lifts

 like Burt Reynolds

I used to dream I’d have co-workers

 And we’d stay out till two at night

 And I would have a perfect body

 You do! I know.

I used to dream that I’d have sex

 At some point in my adult life

 And I was sure that it’d be naughty

Like that scene from Top Gun. Take my breath away!

We don’t need no goals

 Don’t need new man connection

Dreams are overrated

 Cause our life’s already perfection.

Now I know all that is true

 Cause all I really want is you

 And you and only you.

Me? You! Me? You!

You!