The Space Race Chords

Standard (EADGBE)

 Well IG wonder why it Cis

 that we have rEmascals rogues and lDosers

 We've got rGoustabouts rapsCcallions and a bEmucket load of bDoozers

 We've got bCalladeers and blGowhards of all sDorts

 We've got pCoets priests and pirates

Dbut we have no astroGnauts

GOh, oh, oh, oh, oh, Doh (x3) oh, oh, oh, Goh,

GOh, oh, oh, oh, oh, Doh (just listen to the song, it makes sense, trust me)

GThey say there was a space race

 if there Dwas I think I Gmissed it

GFrom the earth up to the moon and back,

Ddoesn't that take the Gbiscuit

DWell I wouldn't mind a little ride in zero gravity

 as Clong as they could promise I'd be Dhome in time for tea

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 I've got me Ctwo good legs if I Dwanna take a trip,

CI've got no use Dfor a rocket ship

 I'll Cwalk if you don't mind

 It's how I Dalways get around

 I might be Emstaring at the Dstars

 but I keep Cboth feet on the Gground

GOh, oh, oh, oh, oh, Doh

 both feet on the gGround

GOh, oh, oh, oh, oh, Doh

 I've got both feet on the Gground

GOh, oh, oh, oh, oh, Doh Oh, oh, oh, Goh GOh, oh, oh, oh, oh, Doh

 There's a Ggreat big giant vacuum

Dup there in the Gsky

GAh but where's the place to plug it in

 I Dthink it's all a Glie

DI've heard of Halley's Comet, And I'll tell you what I think

 It's jCust a kind of chemical for Dcleaning out the sink

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GWe've got no use for Sputnik

 We've got sDponge to go arGound

GAnd you'll never see the shuttle land

 on the Dstreets of Newlyn GTown

DWell in the fields of "Vatimbly" there's not a launching pad in sight

 We've Cgot no "Mersa voyageurs" and Dwe turned out all right

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