Standard (EADGBE)

Intro

 I wish I was a man on a western land

I'd dig my spurs into the western sand

 I'd dig on the view across the big red sky

 Dig my ax into a pine and watch the chips fly

Refrain

I'm gonna go, this time I know, city's got me feeling like a motherfuckah!

This one is it, after I quit, I can't write a love song worth shit!

I wish I was a Viking in 1103

I'd fuck up shit on the high cold sea

Did you know that the Vikings were always ripped?

They kept a lot of drugs on their dragonships

Refrain

 I wish I had a tape recorder

I'd tape everything I ever said

Intro

Solo

repeat D and xx0032)

Refrain x5 etc.