Standard (EADGBE)

Intro

Verse 1

 I have this dream that I am hitting my dad with a baseball bat

 And he is screaming and crying for help

 And maybe halfway through it has more to do with me killing him

 Then it ever did protecting myself

 And I believe that yeah, dad, maybe no one is perfect

 But I believe that you were pushing your luck

 It just sucks it played out like this

 A terrible movie none of the actors even give a fuck

Pre-chorus

 But you look good tonight girlfriend,

 Can I sleep in your bed?

 And when I crawl out in the morning,

 Can I stay inside your head?

Chorus

 'Cause you were high school

 And I was just more like real life

 And you were okay, okay as a girlfriend

 But I was just more like his wife

 And it was okay

 I'll wear the makeup

 I'll do whatever he wants all night

 'Cause you were okay as a girlfriend

 But I was just more like his wife.

Verse 2

 A long, long, long, long, long, long, long time ago

 my great, great, great, great grandfather

took something that did not belong to him

 And that is why today I have an eagle in my veins

 I am part Native American

 And I am leaving as soon as I come,

 As soon as I come you will probably forget my name

 I hope I fall asleep at the wheel and crash my car on the ride home

Pre-chorus

 But you look good tonight girlfriend,

 Can I sleep in your bed?

 And when I crawl out in the morning,

 Can I stay inside your head?

Chorus

 'Cause you were high school

 And I was just more like real life

 And you were okay, okay as a girlfriend

 But I was just more like his wife

 And it was okay

 I'll wear the makeup

 I'll do whatever he wants all night

 'Cause you were okay as a girlfriend

 But I was just more like real life.

 More like real life!

-I hope you enjoy; my little droogies.