Standard (EADGBE)

  When you sucked me off, well

  Lady, that was bullshit!

  When you cut off my jogging path, well

  Lady, that was bullshit!

  When your dog took a chunk out of my ass

  And we took a splash in Puget Sound

  When you pureed my balls in your mouth, well

  Lady, that was bullshit!

  When you made the Seattle sun come out, well

  Lady, that was bullshit!

  Don't you think that that dog should be on a leash?

  No, no, no, no, no...

  Lady, that was bullshit!