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 oh mom, was always wondering why i was into sports

 oh mom, was always wondering why i was staying after school

 i'm into sports mom and also i'm in the locker room with the boys

 i'm in the shower and i drop the soap every time

homos uh huh uh huh uh huh homos

 no one knows a homo like us we love homos

lesbians are cool

and straights are fools

lesbians rule their scene

but the homos are the coolest of the cools

homos uh huh uh huh uh huh

homos

 they never knock at my front door

 they never ring on the phone

 they always come through the window

 through the back door through the throat

homos uh huh uh huh uh huh

homos