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This is a song about a counselor at the camp I went to. French Woods

Where do we get our motivation?

We get it from a pretty pumped up guy

You may have seen him venting his frustration

 On 300 pounds of steel

Greg gets us motivated

Greg gets us motivated

Greg gets us motivated

By shouting and clapping his hands

He used to wake us in the morning

He used to check on us at night

Luckily for us

We never had to fight

Greg gets us motivated

Greg gets us motivated

Greg gets us motivated

By shouting and clapping his hands

I went down to the MO

I decided I had to get fit

Greg told me I had to ride a bike

That’s also a video game

Greg gets us motivated

Greg gets us motivated

Greg gets us motivated

By shouting and clapping his hands

And so we leave the story of Greg

The man who was so strong he could bench press a bunk

One time I kicked him the leg

…

FUCK I BROKE MY LEG!!!!

(I’m serious guys, it really hurts… maybe I should go to the infirmary or something…)

Greg gets us motivated

Greg gets us motivated

Greg gets us motivated

By shouting and clapping his hands

By shouting and clapping his hands

By shouting and clapping his hands