Standard (EADGBE)

Intro

Verse

Well, she wants to be a singer in the band,

 may-be I'll give the girl a hand and a microphone,

looks like she's all alone.

(Same Chords)

She can bring a friend though she's not my kind of friend.

She keeps on staring me out with her ole black 'n' blue eyes.

And I could take her danc-in' just to give the girl a chance

and I was nev-er that good at being nice when I should.

I guess that she'll for-give me right before she tries to kill me

'cause I sold her on yes-ter-day's come take me home

eyes. _ _ _ _ _ _ _

And I could take her waltzin' just so she could kick my head in,

oh I do believe I was drunk+and both of my heads had shrunk.

I guess her name was Tina cause before I'd ev-en seen her,

I was lost in her what's yer name come take me home eyes.

Oh, take me home

eyes. _ _ _ _ _ _ _

 And Chelsea said she's got nowhere to go,

And if she does she's getting there slow,

And I could help her out but I've got somewhere to be,

And that's the very thing when you're dealing with me.

Bridge

Young soul S*****r,

Beggin' me to bag her,

Filthy heart and swollen hips,

and she said "oh my dearest",

I'm not pretty,

Isn't it a pity,

that you won't kiss this rotten lips,

Oh take me home

eyes. _ _ _ _ _ _ _

Oh take me home

eyes. _ _ _ _ _ _ _

 And Chelsea said she's got nowhere to go,

And if she does she's getting there slow,

And I could help her out but I've got somewhere to be,

And that's the very thing when you're dealing with me.

Outro

Same chords as intro)