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 Well just slow down come on Lupe Brown

Tell Desdemona that I'm ready to leave

 Well she's nothing much to look at and she's hard to believe

 Don't go down throw your arms around

Every little psycho that you happen to see

Well you meant everything to them

But you meant nothing to me

 Well you're girlfriend made me itch

 And though I'll keep you in mind I would be happy to switch

 I don't know where you got that voice

 I would sell you to London if you gave me the choice

Check those old clothes and those red bows

 Though you're a scrawny pup I

 Would be happy just to cheer you up, oh yes

Repeat chords

Well just slow down come on Lupe Brown

Tell Desdemona that I'm ready to leave

Well she's nothing much to look at and she's hard to believe

Don't go down throw your arms around

Every little psycho that you happen to see

Well you meant everything to them

But you meant nothing to me

You got nothing I wish to steal

Cause I got nothing to give you on account of Lucille

She don't walk like a cripple should

Well she's Columbia's finest oh she's better than good

Wednesday's DJ's came in side ways

Yelling for the mother of the sister

And the brother of Orla the tease

 Well just slow down come on Lupe Brown

Tell Desdemona that I'm ready to leave

 Well she's nothing much to look at and she's hard to believe

 Don't go down throw your arms around

Every little psycho that you happen to see

Well you meant everything to them

But you meant nothing to me

Keep repeating 'till the end.