Capo 2nd fret

Standard (EADGBE)

Intro

Well let me tell you something let me tell you so

This could be the one thing that you really need to know

 You got to stop once in a while

 And shake off that face of yours

 Cause nothing comes easy no it just comes free

You could sing it better if you'd sing it for me oh sister

 Well I cannot claim this advice as my own

I learned it in the gutter one night coming home

 She said "Don't you look ridiculous" I checked her out meticulously

 I would've stopped to argue but my teeth were broke

 I said "I'd love to contradict you but my life's a joke oh sister"

Chorus

 She said I'm no genius and I've lost my self

The books are on the table and the secrets on the shelf

 And it's one time keep it slow wind them up and here we go

Get it right today and you may still be here tomorrow

Some said she was saintly to some she was a swinger

Me I only knew here as an acid jazz singer come on

 Well I'm a lucky man and maybe so is she

And maybe this is just the way it has to be

 It's all based on speculation seems a crazy occupation to me

 And though I didn't much believe her I was bound to call

 I really didn't want to miss a single thing at all oh sister

Chorus

 She said I'm no genius and I've lost my self

The books are on the table and the secrets on the shelf

 And it's one time keep it slow wind them up and here we go

Get it right today and you may still be here tomorrow

Some said she was saintly to some she was a swinger

Me I only knew here as an acid jazz singer come on

Chorus

 She said I'm no genius and I've lost my self

The books are on the table and the secrets on the shelf

 And it's one time keep it slow wind them up and here we go

Get it right today and you may still be here tomorrow

Some said she was saintly to some she was a swinger

Me I only knew here as an acid jazz singer come on

 I haven't seen her lately man I have to ring her

Put your hands together for the acid jazz singer come on