Standard (EADGBE)

Intro

Well grab a chair and keep your money

Oh you know thereʼs no guarantees

Well I've told you once before

Big legged? women make me sneeze

And Iʼll kick you out the door

Oh if you would only lie

And theyʼll come crashing though the wall

Till the minute that you die

Well Pour a drink or three

And maybe We can all sleep for a while

Well I've told you once before

I love your innocent smile

Livingʼs much too easy

To be dead would be a bore

Well you swear that youʼre alive

But I've seen your kind before

So steal the watch from off my wrist

Oh and shake me by the hand

We could disappear for days

And they wouldnʼt understand

Gypsy blood will get you far

Though it's far away from me

Look me up when you get home

And then maybe then we'll see

Well Tear a hole in my brown shoes

We could all sleep for a while

Well I love your pretty webbed feet

Though they have never been in style

Well I've told you once before

That you could break my heart

Well Iʼve seen you and you around

But I can't tell you apart

Though theyʼll hunt you like a dog

Well they wont take you alive

Coz you've made them piles of money

Stacked up twenty stories high

And the boys in every bar

Well they'll miss you when you gone

You can tell a heady tale

And we'll both keep screamin on

So if you listen very carefully about right now

you can probably hear a lawnmower outside in the garden.

So not only have you got a free song,

but you've got a lawnmower in the back garden!

OK!

Well steal the watch from off my wrist

Oh and shake me by the hand

We could disappear for days

And they wouldnʼt understand

Gypsy blood will get you far

Though that's far away from me

Look me up when you get home

And maybe then we'll see

And oh theyʼll hunt you like a dog

But they wont take you alive

Coz you've made them piles of money

Stacked up twenty stories high

And the boys in every bar

Well they'll miss you when you gone

You can tell a heady tale

and we'll both keep screamin on

You can tell a heady tale

and we'll both keep screamin on

You can tell a heady tale

and we'll both keep screamin on

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