Uncle Bernies Farm Chords

Standard (EADGBE)

 (CI'm dreaming...)

 There's a bAmomb to blow yo mommy up,

 A Bbomb for yo Gdaddy Amtoo! (Ouch!)

 A Ambaby doll that burps 'n pees;

 A Bcase of Gairplane Amglue!

DThere's a hungry plastic troll,

To scarf yo buddy's arm!

There's a box of ugly plastic things marked:

D"UNCLE FBERNIE'S GFARM"

 There's a Amlittle plastic 'CONGRESS'

 There's a 'BNATION' Gyou can Ambuy!

There's a doll that looks like mommy

 (She'll do BanytGhing but Amcry) (Yes, Sir)

DThere's a doll that looks like daddy

(He's a funny little man...

Push a button 'n ask fo money:

 There's a Ddollar Fin his Ghand!) (Check his wallet)

 We gotta send C7Sanny claus back to de Rescue Mission!

Christmas don't make it no more!

 Don'tcha know that Fmurder an' F7destruction

FScream de F7toys in every store! (I think this is sold in New York)

 There's a Amman who runs the country

 There's a Bman who Gtried to Amthink

AmAnd they're all made out of plastic

 (When they Bmelt, they Gstart to Amstink)

 There's a Dbook with smiling children,

Nearly dead with Christmas joys

And smiling in his office

 is the Dcreep who Fmakes 'Gthe toys'

 (C and C7)

(They got this car, when it hits the wall, you can see the guy dying

You got little plastic pools of blood

Bo...BointBoestBoineBos...you can see right into his stomach...

There's this other thing, I...

I got bombs, I got rockets, I got a, I got a stillson wrench

and comes with a tape recorder...

I got plastic brass knuckles

with sound effects

We got a '39 Chevy...