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Some take the bible for what it's worth

  maj7

When it says that the meek shall inherit the earth

 Well, I heard that some sheik

 Bought New Jersey last week

 And you suckers ain't gettin' nothing!

((((This line is all single note in the bass except the F at the F.))))

Is Hare Rama really wrong

If you wander around with a napkin on

With a bell on a stick

An' your hair is all gone...

(The geek shall inherit nothin')

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You say your life's a bum deal

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And you're up against the wall

Well, people, you ain't even got no kind of deal at all

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'Cause what they do

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In Washington

 They just takes care of number one

  maj7

And number one ain't you

maj7

You ain't even number two!

Those Jesus freaks, well they're friendly but

The shit they believe has got their minds all shut

An' they don't even care

When the church takes a cut

Ain't it bleak when you got so much nothin'

So whaddya do?

 Eat that pork, eat that ham

 Laugh till you choke on Billy Graham

  maj7

Moses, Aaron and Abraham, they're all a waste of time

 And it's your ass that's on the line

 (It's your ass that's on the line)

Do what you wanna, do what you will

 Just don't mess up your neighbor's thrill

 And when you pay the bill

 Kindly leave a little tip

 And help the next poor sucker on his one way trip

Some take the bi - ble oh, oh

(Awww, give me half a dozen for the hotel room)