Bwana Dik Chords

Standard (EADGBE)

 And if his dick isF♯ a monster If his dick is a monF♯ster

 If his dick is a monster A7 they will give him their hearts E E D E

 Over Em7 (Spoken)

Hold it! Please hold it! My God, Madge . . . you voluptuous New York City slit . . .

Why didn't you tell me before? It was so hard to tell with your little blousey-poo

on, but . . .

Now that I see you . . . I would have helped . . I didn't know you were so

obviously . . . PREGNANT . . .

ends with B7

Em7I've got the tAhing you need I aEmm endowed beyond your wCildB7est

 CEmlearasil-spatterAed fantEmasiesC Ah ah ah ah ahB7 ah ah ah ah ah Emah . . .

CGirls frDom all overEm the world, flock to Cwrite my nameD on the toilEmet walls

F G E F G C B7 C B7

Of the Whisky à Go-Go, for I am Bwana Dik I am Bwana Dik

CMe Bwana Dik, NB7o! Me BwCana DB7ik

Say!

 (F♯m7 E ) x 2 Arpeggios Drum Cue

F♯m7My dick is a Emonster GF♯m7ive me your Eheart

F♯m7Bwana Dik is a legend, enormous thou art

F♯m7My dick is a HaErley youF♯m7 kick it to stEart

F♯m7Bwana Dik speaks the heavens will part

F♯m7My dick is a dEagger IF♯m7'll force it tEo fit

F♯m7My dick is a reEamer, baby, F♯m7to scream up yourE slit

DSteam it! GReam it! Cream itB!

Into Latex Sauna Beef

Riff

B E D B MAud ShAark