Broken Hearts Chords

Standard (EADGBE)

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HEY! DO YOU KNOW WHAT YOU ARE?

YOUR AN ASSHOLE, AN ASSHOLE

 SAOME OF YOU MIGHT NOT AGREE C G D A

 CAAUSE YOU PROBABLY LIKES A LOT OF MISERY C G D A

 BAUT THINK A WHILE AND YOU WILL SEED

 BBmROKEN HEART ARE FOR ASSHOLE

BROKEN HEART ARE FOR ASSHOLE

ARE YOU AN ASSHOLE?

BROKEN HEART ARE FOR ASSHOLE

 ABmRE YOU AN ASSHOLE TOOEm?

 WEHATCHA GONNA DO 'CAUSE YOU'ARE AN ASSHOLE

CGDA

 MAAYBE YOU THINK YOU'RE A LONELY GUY C G D A

 MAAYBE YOU THING YOUR TOO TOUGH TO CRY C G D A

 SAO YOU WENT TO THE GRAPE, JUST TO GIVE IT A TRY. D

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AND DAGMAR

Without a doubt, the ugliest sonofabitch

I ever saw in my life

WHAT HIS NAME

1,2,3,4

THE WHISKERS STICKING OUT FROM UNDERNEATH OF

HIS PANCAKE MAKEUP

And yet he was a beautiful lady

NEARLY DROVE YOU INSANE

Lets talk about leather

AND SO YOU KISSED A LITTLE SAILOR

Tex abel, starring in the latest shepperton

production

WHO HAD JUST BLEW IN FROM SPAIN

"Sir Richard Pump-A-Loaf"

YOU SNIFFED THE REEKING BUNS OF ANGEL

The story of a demented bread boffer

AND ACTED LIKE IT WAS COCAINE

Cucumber pud annexed to a fine whole-wheat

loaf

YOU WERE DAZZLED BY THE EXCITING NEW COSTUME OF KOKO

then on Tuesday night, Caesar's back in town

IN A WAY YOU CAN'T EXPLAIN

Facing off in a no holds barred tag team grudge match with kona

AND SO YOU WORKED THE WALL WITH MICHAEL

379 pounds of Samoan dynamite

WHICH GAVE YOUR BACK AN AWFUL STAIN

Volcanic hell

BUT YOU CAME BACK ON SUNDAY FOR THE GONG SHOW

next Thursday, teen town finest

 BF♯mUT YOU EFORGOT WHAT I WAY SAYIN

 'ECAUSE YOUR AN ASSHOLE, YOUR AN ASSHOLE

THAT'S RIGHT

 'ECAUSE YOUR AN ASSHOLE, YOUR AN ASSHOLE

YES, YES

 'ECAUSE YOUR AN ASSHOLE, YOUR AN ASSHOLE

THAT'S RIGHT

 'ECAUSE YOUR AN ASSHOLE, YOUR AN ASSHOLE

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NOW YOU BEEN TO THE GRAPE AN YOU BEEN TO THE CHEST

AN NOW I THINK YOU KNOW WHAT YOUR ARE, YOUR AN ASSHOLE,

 YAOU SAY YOU CAN'T LIVE WITH WHAT YOU'VE BEEN THROUGH C G D A

 WAELL LADIES YOU CAN BE AN ASSHOLE TOO C G D A

 YAOU MIGHT PRETEND YOU AIN'T GOT ONE ON THE BOTTOM DOF YOU D

 BF♯mUT DON'T FOOL YOURSELF GIRL IT'S LOOKING AT YOU E D

 BF♯mUT DON'T FOOL YOURSELF GIRL, IT'S WINKING AT YOU E D

 BF♯mUT DON'T FOOL YOURSELF GIRL, ITS BLINKING AT YOU E D

THAT'S WHY I SAY

 IA'M GONNA RAM IT, RAM IT, RAM IT, RAM IT UP YER POOP CHUTE D

CORN HOLE

FIST FUCK 4x

WRIST WATCH:CRISCO

PUD!

 DF♯mON'T FOOL YERSELF, GIRL,IT'S GOIN RIGHT UP YER POOP CHUTE [4X] D

AW, I KNEW YOU'D BE SURPRISED! A

Good Luck with this one.

Classic Zappa!!!