Standard (EADGBE)

From the heart of the Southern Downs, to the North-East London reservoirs,

 From the start, the land scaped my sound, before I'd ever been to America.

 And if I knew anybody who played pedal steel guitar,

 I'd get them in my band and then my band would get real far,

 But I was raised in middle England, and not in Nashville Tennessee,

 And the only person in my band is me.

 A simple scale on an old guitar, and a punk rock sense of honesty.

 I cannot fail, I've got this far with no knowledge of mid-west geography.

 And if I knew anybody who played pedal steel guitar,

 I'd get them in my band and then my band would get real far,

 But I was raised in middle England, and not in Nashville Tennessee,

 And the only person in my band is me.

And yes I'm in four-four time, and yes I use cheap cheap rhymes,

 But I try to make a sound my own.

I know I don't break new ground, many have travelled this sound,

 But I try to make it sound like home.

 Well I've been to Texas state, I didn't think it was that fucking great,

 And Nebraska is just a bunch of songs,

 Holloway and Hampshire where I belong.

 And I don't know anybody who plays pedal steel guitar,

 All the city roads are twisted and I do not own a car.

 I was raised in middle England, and not in Nashville Tennessee,

 And the only person in my band is me.