Standard (EADGBE)
Verse 1
Well I lie I cheat and I steal
And I don't give two shits about the way that you feel
And I barely know who you are
But I'll break your heart and then I'll sleep in your car
I'm not dying inside, well I'm dead.
Yeah, too many people have fucked with my head
And now I'm out for revenge.
Chorus
Well, I'm not the only one who regrets the way they act
But I seem to be the only one who's honest with the facts
And I'm sick to death of always being the sucker
I'm a heartless bastard motherfucker
x2
Verse 2
Well, you're a prize specimen
You look pretty fine, but I don't know where you've been
You invite me back to your place
And you feed me drinks to get me out of my face
You never own up to what you did
You fuck like an adult and you cry like a kid
And then you tell your friends I took the piss
Chorus
Well, I'm not the only one who regrets the way they act
But I seem to be the only one who's honest with the facts
And I'm sorry, honey, this time you're the sucker
I'm a heartless bastard motherfucker.
Middle 8
Just for a second here with a straight face I am sick of the sinners
Always making out they're saints.
As far as I can tell we're the ones to watch are the ones with their hearts on their sleeves
Make-up doth protest too much.
So come on everybody, come on,
Don't make me regret ever writing this song -
I need every motherfucker to sing along.
Chorus
Well, I'm not the only one who regrets the way they act
But I seem to be the only one who's honest with the facts
And I'm sorry, honey, this time you're the sucker
I'm a heartless bastard motherfucker.
x2
Outro
Motherfucker
And I'm not a patch on you...
'Cause I'm a cunt.