Standard (EADGBE)

Verse 1

Well I lie I cheat and I steal

And I don't give two shits about the way that you feel

And I barely know who you are

But I'll break your heart and then I'll sleep in your car

I'm not dying inside, well I'm dead.

Yeah, too many people have fucked with my head

And now I'm out for revenge.

Chorus

Well, I'm not the only one who regrets the way they act

But I seem to be the only one who's honest with the facts

And I'm sick to death of always being the sucker

I'm a heartless bastard motherfucker

x2

Verse 2

Well, you're a prize specimen

You look pretty fine, but I don't know where you've been

You invite me back to your place

And you feed me drinks to get me out of my face

You never own up to what you did

You fuck like an adult and you cry like a kid

And then you tell your friends I took the piss

Chorus

Well, I'm not the only one who regrets the way they act

But I seem to be the only one who's honest with the facts

And I'm sorry, honey, this time you're the sucker

I'm a heartless bastard motherfucker.

Middle 8

Just for a second here with a straight face I am sick of the sinners

Always making out they're saints.

As far as I can tell we're the ones to watch are the ones with their hearts on their sleeves

Make-up doth protest too much.

So come on everybody, come on,

Don't make me regret ever writing this song -

I need every motherfucker to sing along.

Chorus

Well, I'm not the only one who regrets the way they act

But I seem to be the only one who's honest with the facts

And I'm sorry, honey, this time you're the sucker

I'm a heartless bastard motherfucker.

x2

Outro

Motherfucker

And I'm not a patch on you...

'Cause I'm a cunt.