Standard (EADGBE)

Intro

Taxi driver

You're my shrink for the hour

Leave the meter running

It's rush hour

So take the streets if you wanna

Just outrun the demons, could you?

He said "allahu akbar", I told him don't curse me

"bo bo you need prayer", I guess it couldn't hurt me

If it brings me to my knees

 It's a bad religion

Chorus

 This unrequited love

 To me it's nothing but

 A one-man cult

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And cyanide in my styrofoam cup

I could never make him love me

Never make him love me

Love

Love

Verse 2

(chords are the same for verse 1)

Taxi driver

I swear I've got three lives

Balanced on my head like steak knives

I can't tell you the truth about my disguise

I can't trust no one

And you say "allahu akbar", I told him don't curse me

"bo bo you need prayer", I guess it couldn't hurt me

If it brings me to my knees

It's a bad religion

Chorus

Outro

It's a bad religion

 To be in love with someone

 Who could never love you

I know

Only bad religion

Could have me feeling the way I do