Standard (EADGBE)

 Fashion crisis hits New York

 I saw a blind man

 He was eating his fork

 He said that's what you had

 To do to be cool

 You eat your cutlery instead of your food

What a hippy diddly crazy world

What a hippy diddly crazy world

Chorus

Well fashion it moves on and on

 While the things we've bought

 Have been hardly worn

And I still like my old three piece suite

 But it's in the shed and I've got no seat

 Oh no no

What a hippy diddly crazy world

What a hippy diddly crazy world

 They say necklines to the waist

 You change your body to keep up with the pace

 The rich buy dearest cause they want to be sure

 The poor can't afford to be that insecure

What a hippy diddly crazy world

What a hippy diddly crazy world

Chorus

Well fashion it moves on and on

 While the things we've bought

 Have been hardly worn

And I still like my old three piece suite

 But it's in the shed and I've got no seat

 Oh no no

(solo played over the same chords as the chorus)

Outro

What a hippy diddly crazy world

What a hippy diddly crazy world

What a hippy diddly crazy world... crazy world