New Routine Chords

Capo 1st fret

Standard (EADGBE)

A Asus4 Aadd9 Asus4 A Asus4 Aadd9 Asus4

ATwo men sit in the corner of a diner

Both of them look quite a bit like Carl Reiner

One of them is smoking even though the sign says not to

The waitress says to stop, he says sorry but I've got to

They tell each other jokes that they both know that they both know

They talk about real estate, prostates, Costco

And when they finish up they leave a twenty on the table

The waitress picks it up with their half-eaten bagels

 And Dwhen her shift is over she goes Eback to Mineola

F♯mSits on the couch, opens Eup a diet cola and says

AI'm so, Asus4I'm so sick of this pAlace I'm so rAsus4eady for a change of paAce

AI'm just Asus4looking for a new routDine

 So she spins her F♯mglobe and the next thing you Eknow

 She's living in LiechtenAstein A A A

 She Bdoesn't speak German, only high school Spanish

But within a few weeks she discovers she can manage

But there's not much going on except for banking and skiing

So she breaks up with the man that she just started seeing

 He Edrops her at the airport in a F♯diesel Mercedes

G♯mThinks to himself I'm so F♯feeble with the ladies and I

BI'm so, Bsus4I'm so sick of this pBlace I'm so rBsus4eady for a change of paBce

BI'm just Bsus4looking for a new routEine

 So he grabs his G♯mcap, throws a dart at a F♯map

 And now he's living in Bowling BGreen B B B

 He G♯mtalks his way inta a job at La Quinta

C♯Falls for the manager who's moving back to Canada

EShe's tried Roanoke, Reykjavik, Rome

F♯Says you're really sweet but I just want to go home

B B B B

BTwo men sit in the corner of a diner

One of them says I might take a trip to China

It's one of those things we should do before we're too old

Thanks but no thanks, bring me back an egg roll

Bring it back, bring it back, bring it back, bring it back

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