Standard (EADGBE)

Verse 1

his name was frank strange and he rolled into town

who caught steven looking down his cold barrel

they declared a truce, and he bought that man a juice

 and they wandered off to join support groups

Verse 2

his girl nelly, though she could cut a rug

bustin' the floor boards every evening at the shamrock

said "I propose a toast, I think I love you most"

you're sucking on your cigarettes and leaning on the post and we say...

Chorus

hey hey, put dirt against some day

counting down the hours while we row in nature's stream

 we are, lovers, bound from mother earth

and it ain't a shame what other people do

 'cause I love her just the same as I used to!

Verse 3

and in the bingo hall the winning number falls

just like a ping-pong ball it bounces off the walls

they won't make a mess, they're senior citizens

'cause they know from faded pictures where the kodak rainbow ends and they sing...

Chorus

END:

 'cause I love her just the same x2

 I love her just the same as I used to!