If Work Permits Chords

Standard (EADGBE)

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 So the wEind that blows across your room,

 CaArried cheap perfume onto your dresser,

 It rained for jeEwelery and for credit cards,

 Two tiAckets to a film I don'tE remember,

 One daAy you'll kiss your rabbit's nose, pick up the phone,

 To find I've been turnedE over,

 You gArab that piece of gold,

 Only to find that the smell has taken oEver,

 And all the things youA had,

 They aren't the saB7me

 As what you hoEld

 Now I'm stEandin' in a room,

 That's filled with olAder folks,

 They're pleading babyE listen,

 And I scrEeam as loud as anyone,

 But when asAked to make a point,

 I tend to wEhisper

 Now hAighways turn to tidal waves,

 And they're asking me to export all of your Einsecurities,

 But that wiAnd that blows across your room, it's gonna set the sails,

 And send me back to yEou, oB7oh,

Chorus

THE MELLOW ONE

E Sometimes, when sailors are sailin', they,

A Think twice, about where they're anchorin'

  AndE I think, I could make better use,

A Of my time on land,

  I'll dErink less,

Cause Lord knows I could use a,

A Warm kiss instead of a cold goodbye

F♯ I'm writing the folks back home to tell them,

A Hey I'm doing all right

THE BAMF BREAKDOWN / THE KING OF CARROT FLOWERS PT. 3

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THE VERSE WHERE HE RECOUNTS A DARK CHILDHOOD MEMORY

 It's a shEame what your father dAid,

 To your bErothers head, he smaAshed it wBith the

 TEelephoAne E A B

 Your mothEer got scared and loAcked the door,

 You were onEly four, but LoArd, yBou remEember itA,

C♯m BSo now you're scaAred of love

 I'm here to tell you love's not some fucking blood on the recEeiver

 Love is speAaking in code

 It's an inside joke, love is coming hoEme

Chorus

THE NOT MELLOW ONE

E Sometimes, when sailors are sailin', they,

A Think twice, about where they're anchorin'

  AndE I think, I could make better use,

A Of my time on land,

  I'll dErink less,

Cause Lord knows I could use a,

A Warm kiss, Instead of a cold goodbye

F♯ I'm writing the folks back home to tell them,

A Hey I

THE VERSE WHERE HE'S OVER HER

 Yeah I'm doing alrEight

 Yeah I'm doin' just fiAne

 An' if she seF♯ems as lonely as me, Let her sAink

 Yeah I'm doin' alrEight,

 Yeah I'm doin' just fAine,

 An' if she sF♯eems as lonely as me, let her,

 SiAnk, you let her, sink, well let her!

THE SECOND BAMF BREAKDOWN / THE KING OF CARROT FLOWERS PT. 3 AGAIN / OUTRO

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E A B

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E A B

E A

E A B

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E B A

Finish the album with loud grinding feedback